Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept…

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday…

If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right…

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers…

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy…

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up…

I am two with nature…